OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I touched a dick in church today
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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