Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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