3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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