ugly people sure do ruin things
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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