I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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