If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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