he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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