I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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