I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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