shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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