Welp...herpes.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You're like the curious george of whores
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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