i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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