Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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