I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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