"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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