bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
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So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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