WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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