Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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