I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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