yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Randomize
