Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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