Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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