ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
