I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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