I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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