Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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