from now on my penis is your penis
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
my poor anus
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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