Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You need Xanax blowdarts
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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