No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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