I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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