i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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