i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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