So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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