if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
