yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I love you.
Bad choice
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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