Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
It's just like the Real World with babies
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
i think im in europe. pls send help
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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