its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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