just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
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We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die