Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.