i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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