THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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