Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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