I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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