Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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