Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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