gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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