apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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