is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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