Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I supernannyed him into submission
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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