its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'm too high and old for this...
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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