Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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