hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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