How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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