Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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