I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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