I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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