Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
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I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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