The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
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i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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