Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
third nipple confirmed
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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